This week on Tumblr:
It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.
Okay I know the time frame totally doesn’t work but- Imagine Draco Malfoy getting all puffed up and arrogant and starting to say “I don’t think my father-” and Harry slyly interjecting “-the inventor of toaster strudel-” “-would be too happy to-” and then stopping in confusion when Harry, Hermione, and every other Muggleborn in earshot start practically crying with laughter.
AU The Fault In Our Stars where Hazel Grace succumbs to the cancer and dies and in the last scene all you see is Augustus standing out side with a cigarette between his lips and a hand slowly reaching up to light it.
HOW ABOUT NO
what if you could meet your celebrity crush but the cost was them knowing everything you’ve ever said about them in your tumblr tags
I know we have book clubs and such.
But what about fanfiction clubs? Can we do that?
Read something collectively?
Get together for tea and biscuits over webcam?
Discuss the gay?
discuss the gay
Me and my sibling can go from
in like three seconds
on a scale from disney to dreamworks what’s your sibling relationship